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What Are These Things?An elderly lady, who lived in a remote town, was not very worldly. She traveled to one of the most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Just down the way was a very well known golf course. On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went out for a stroll. Upon her return, the young niece asked, "Well, Auntie, did you enjoy yourself?" "Oh, yes, indeed," said Auntie, beaming. "Before I had walked very far, I came to some beautiful rolling fields. There were a lot of people around, mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very rude manner, but I felt it best to ignore them. There were four men who followed me for a while, making curious excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them, too. Oh, by the way," she added, as she held out her hands, "I found a lot of these curious little round white balls, so I picked them all up and brought them home hoping you could tell me what they are." |
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