Smart Worms

The young lady was a very determined, if not very good player.

At each swipe she made at the ball, dirt flew in all directions.

"Goodness me," she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, "the worms will think there's an earthquake."

"I don't know," replied the caddie, "the worms round here are pretty smart.  I'll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety."