Golf Woes . . .

It was a beautiful Saturday morning.

The birds were chirping, the sun was shining and a gentle breeze was blowing. It was a perfect day for a round of golf, and Murray was beginning his pre-swing routine, waggling the club, visualizing his upcoming shot. Then a gruff voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

Murray was still deep in his routine, concentrating, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement - "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE KINDLY BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE!"

That was too much for Murray. He broke his stance, lowered his club back to the ground and raised his voice.

"Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the #3%$ up and let me play my second shot?"