Golf In Heaven

Bobby and his wife Dory died and went to Heaven together.  They were met at the gates by an angel who offered to show them around the place.

"As avid golfers," stated the angel as he pointed to the right, "you might be interested to know that we have 25 eighteen-hole golf courses right over there!"

"Wow! They are beautiful! Can we play it now?" they both asked.

>"Your clubs are waiting!" said the angel.

Therefore, the couple began playing.

It was the most beautiful course they had ever seen.  Everything was perfect . . . the fairways, the greens, even the roughs.

The more they played the more the woman beamed with happiness, but she noticed her husband was becoming disheartened and angry.

>Dory confronted her husband on what was wrong asking, "I can't understand why you're not happy. We're in Heaven! We're together! We're playing on the most beautiful and perfect golf course ever! What in heaven's name is wrong with you?"

Bobby replied, "If you hadn't fed us so much granola and all of those darn bran muffins, we'd been here years ago!"